Aberdeen, WA

When I showed up to the skate park I found these three older women smoking cigarettes and watching somebody’s son. I was hitting them up for some info on cheap motels and one of them told me she wanted to see me skate because she had never seen a girl skateboard before. Her friend was like ‘I have, in the sixties I saw a girl skateboarding.’ I gave them some SLAG stickers and managed a weak boneless tail-plant. They were satiated.

As for the Hotel… I don’t really know where in Washington it is but I recommend it. I had to park on the lawn and go through this elderly man’s house to get to my room. He had a stroke and can’t see too well so I had to go behind the counter and ring myself up as well. I was really tempted to put my dyslexia to use during that transaction.